Attempting to Set A New Password:
 
Website: Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one.
  
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
 
Website: No, you must get a new one.
  
User: OK, roses
 
Website: Sorry you must use more letters.
 
User: OK, pretty roses
 
Website: No good, you must use at least one number.
 
User: OK, 1 pretty rose
 
Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
 
User: OK, 1prettyrose
 
Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.
 
User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
 
Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
 
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
 
Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
 
User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
 
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
 
User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
 
Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

Comments
on Dec 10, 2013

  Funny, but oh so true.

on Dec 10, 2013

LMAO!

on Dec 10, 2013

I think I, Phoon or Jim posted this in the past...still just as funny! 

 

*actually it sounds like Noah.

on Dec 10, 2013

DrJBHL
I think I, Phoon or Jim posted this in the past...still just as funny
... well my memory is not what it used to be...and I just found this in my email from my friend Walter, who has to be in his late 80's, so probably he sent it himself years ago, and just now considers it new! 

on Dec 10, 2013

on Dec 10, 2013

Awesome! /chrisfarley

 

Thought the last one was gonna be, "sorry you can't use the special characters"

on Dec 12, 2013

 

opps, did I just use a 'special character? 

 

on Dec 12, 2013

Ummm...................................